You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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