You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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