is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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