I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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