OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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