I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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