Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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