I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.