GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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