tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
