I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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