no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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