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Wipe that smile off your face.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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