We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
How does one acquire holy water?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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