So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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