First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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