and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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