have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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