Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
should my penis look like a turkey
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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