Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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