Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I believe in your delicious
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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