It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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