Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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