have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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