C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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