Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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