There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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