i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
