I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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