I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
