dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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