Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
false alarm, still single
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