You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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