I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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