RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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