I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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