At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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