Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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