If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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