Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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