just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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