normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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