oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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