I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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