They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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