Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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