god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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