she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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