Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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