Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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