shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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