i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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