Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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