just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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