she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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