I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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