We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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