your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
